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Look, we’ve all been there. It’s bucketing down outside, the house feels like it’s shrinking, and the kids have decided the lounge suite is a gymnastics apparatus.
If you need to save your furniture (and your sanity), get down to Joseph Street, Blackburn.
The biggest win here on a wet arvo is the basement car park. You can drive straight in and unload the crew without anyone getting soaked—a small mercy when you’re wrestling umbrellas and excited kids.
Once you’re in, it’s organised chaos in the best possible way. For the older ones who think they’re the next Ninja Warrior, the X-Park adventure challenge is brilliant. It’s not just jumping; they’re climbing, vaulting, and scrambling through obstacles that actually require some brain power and serious grip strength. It keeps them engaged way longer than a standard trampoline.
If you’ve got a toddler in tow, you won’t have to worry about them getting flattened by a teen attempting a triple backflip. The MiniBOUNCE Zone is properly segregated with its own soft play structure and ball pit, so the little tackers can stumble around safely while the big kids launch themselves off the Cliff Jump into the giant airbags nearby.
Best of all? The setup is designed for parental survival. The cafe is perched on a mezzanine level that gives you a bird’s-eye view of the whole factory floor. You can grab a hot flat white, sit back, and literally watch them wear themselves out.
By the time you bundle them back into the car, they’ll be dead silent before you even hit Middleborough Road. You’re welcome.
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